Wurzel Gummidge
WURZEL! WURZEL! WURZEL!
You either loved him or hated him! Yes hes a bit like Marmite but were on about the TV legend Wurzel Gummidge. He usesed to scare the shit out of Army when he was a wee nippa, but hey so does a lot of things! As we″ve mentioned before while sunning it up in malia we stumbled across a lot of famous faces, ranging from footballers to Hollyoak babes! But do any get bigger than this fellow? This man is a L-E-G-E-N-D! Yes the one and only WURZEL GUMMIDGE! He ain″t hardly changed except for the new clothes he wears!
We stumbled across Wurzel by accident really or was it the fact that the PR out side Cosmos was so dam hot, that we were happy to follow her into the bar! We got talked (quite easily) into Cosmos bar for a drink by the little minx! Before even reaching the bar there was an almighty shout! "Fuck, its Wurzel Gummidge!".
Soon went up the chorus of "Wurzel,Wurzel,Wurzel" and next thing we know hes greeting us with hi-fives. Now theres us gobsmacked being served by a legend while Army is there thinking this is the guy who used to scare the shit out of me! After ordering our drinks, he then serves up the strongest fish bowl every known to man! Yes it was so strong, it even freshened up Rushtons death breath. Unfortunately only for about 10 minutes!
Throughout the holiday this guys aim must have been to make every fucker legless and respect has to go to this fella for achieving this. If your ever in Malia make sure you pop into Cosmos to see this fella!!!!!